Thursday, February 7, 2008

Remember: If you can't be funny, be funny looking.

I have decided not to attempt suicide, nor to cultivate an addiction to any sort of mind altering substance, which means I'll never get anywhere as a writer. Tis a shame, as I would rather have liked to try. Perhaps I will give it a go anyway.

In other scintillating news, I can wiggle my ear. The left one, to be exact.

Goodnight.

1 comment:

Redcard Sanchez said...

Well, you never know what the future holds...
And I am jealous of your ear-wiggling ability. Even if you don't make it as a writer, you'll still have that.
But you will make it as a writer.