Sunday, August 24, 2008

The end is nowhere in sight.

So the past 2 days, every waking hour has been devoted into moving. Hurray. But the flip side of that is I got my house almost all set up, so if people wanna come down and admire, that could be arranged.

I have a bunch of angsty stories about my mother, but I figure since I'm not a teenager anymore, I'll suck it up and let it go. (Ha, I wish myself luck.)

Next, we have my latest tablet offering. It started out being a Riker-dog, but somehow lost all of the jowls and the ear volume so now it's kind of Jack Russel terrier-esque. I should probably use reference photos eventually, but my fur technique, if not my anatomy, is slowly improving. I still pretty much blow at shadows and shading though. Enjoy, anyway, and let fire with the feedback. (click to make it big, although maybe you shouldn't!)



Monday, August 18, 2008

Omnivore's 100, wot I stole.

1. Venison
2. Nettle tea
3. Huevos rancheros
4. Steak tartare
5. Crocodile
6. Black pudding
7. Cheese fondue
8. Carp
9. Borscht
10. Baba ghanoush
11. Calamari
12. Pho
13. PB&J sandwich
14. Aloo gobi
15. Hot dog from a street cart
16. Epoisses
17. Black truffle
18. Fruit wine made from something other than grapes
19. Steamed pork buns
20. Pistachio ice cream
21. Heirloom tomatoes
22. Fresh wild berries
23. Foie gras
24. Rice and beans
25. Brawn, or head cheese
26. Raw Scotch Bonnet pepper
27. Dulce de leche
28. Oysters
29. Baklava
30. Bagna cauda
31. Wasabi peas
32. Clam chowder in a sourdough bowl
33. Salted lassi
34. Sauerkraut
35. Root beer float
36. Cognac with a fat cigar
37. Clotted cream tea
38. Vodka jelly/Jell-O
39. Gumbo
40. Oxtail
41. Curried goat
42. Whole insects
43. Phaal
44. Goat’s milk
45. Malt whisky from a bottle worth £60/€80/$120 or more
46. Fugu
47. Chicken tikka masala
48. Eel
49. Krispy Kreme original glazed doughnut
50. Sea urchin
51. Prickly pear
52. Umeboshi
53. Abalone
54. Paneer
55. McDonald’s Big Mac Meal
56. Spaetzle
57. Dirty gin martini
58. Beer above 8% ABV
59. Poutine
60. Carob chips
61. S’mores
62. Sweetbreads
63. Kaolin
64. Currywurst
65. Durian
66. Frogs’ legs
67. Beignets, churros, elephant ears or funnel cake
68. Haggis
69. Fried plantain
70. Chitterlings, or andouillette
71. Gazpacho
72. Caviar and blini
73. Louche absinthe
74. Gjetost, or brunost
75. Roadkill
76. Baijiu
77. Hostess Fruit Pie
78. Snail
79. Lapsang souchong
80. Bellini
81. Tom yum
82. Eggs Benedict
83. Pocky
84. Tasting menu at a three-Michelin-star restaurant
85. Kobe beef
86. Hare
87. Goulash
88. Flowers
89. Horse
90. Criollo chocolate
91. Spam
92. Soft shell crab
93. Rose harissa
94. Catfish
95. Mole poblano
96. Bagel and lox
97. Lobster Thermidor
98. Polenta
99. Jamaican Blue Mountain coffee
100. Snake

There are probably more, I will google them. But for now, 25%

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

On how I'm odd.

So I'm less upset over China's Olympic deceptions than it seems I should be. I really don't know why that is, as it kind of seems like a thing I'd get riled over.

On the flipside, I find it outrageously annoying when robots are used as comic relief. That fire extinguishing robot from Iron Man, for example? Just about ruined it for me.

I was gonna say more, but now it's late.

But before I go: how come I don't get no comments? (cept from Redcard?)(Thanks Redcard.)

Monday, August 11, 2008

Alcohol poisoning? Delicious! I'll take 2.

Yeaaahhhh, so never ever drinking like that again. Maybe no drinking ever. Blurgh.

And to the people who took care of me and cleaned up after my sorry ass, you're rockstars.

Especially you, jo.

Saturday, August 9, 2008

Dear America,

So yesterday night I watched the Beijing Olympic opening ceremonies, and it was one of the most genuinely beautiful things I've ever seen.

And then this morning, I find out that an American group is going to picket the funeral of that young man killed on the Greyhound. Why? Because they believe his murder was divine retribution against Canada's immoral laws. And PETA is using his death to their advantage too - "This is why killing animals is wrong."


Dear America,

You've really disappointed me. I've never been a fan of your foreign policy, the Bush government is an international embarrassment, and your electoral process is a joke.
But most of all, I cannot stand the ingrained, blatant hypocrisy that runs through everything you do. Don't get me wrong, all of your people that I've met have been lovely. My question, though, is what THE FUCK happened to the separation of church and state? I realise that your country was founded on the principle of religious freedom, but frankly, I ain't seeing it. In a time when doctors are refusing abortions and emergency contraception, when pharmacists are refusing birth control, when the singular argument against gay marriage is religion (neglecting the fact that all the rights of marriage come from the state, not from the church), this hypocrisy is dragging us back into the dark ages of human rights.
So what I would like you to do, America, is get some control over yourself, and your religious right. Stop letting them rule the way you present yourself in the world. I promise, it won't be the end of everything. And tell them to stay the hell away from that man's funeral.


Oh, and PETA? I don't mean to belittle your mission, but get a frickin' life.


- from a (very) concerned Canadian

Thursday, August 7, 2008

Me, a bum.

Alright, so because I cannot let anyone have an original idea without doing my best to ruin it, here goes my, far inferior, cartoon journal.



Click to make it better!

And because I'm never done being an idiot, it's youtube video time!


This one needs no explanation.


This is an interview with Salvador Dali, and the artist (same guy as the first) chopped it up, reordered it and animated it.




Lastly, muppets.

Is moral support a buddy who helps you not kill people?

I am so over the Alberta hating. Especially the oil rants (because perhaps some of the redneck rants may be warranted.) I'm especially irritated by people from other provinces bashing Alberta, for so many reasons, not the least of which but easiest to state: where's the national pride and loyalty? We're all one pretty good country with a lot of potential, and infighting never got anybody anywhere.

Now, the arguments. First, there are the people who complain about Alberta being so wealthy and the other provinces not so much. Um, it's not like we purposefully went back in time and buried some dinosaurs and plants in our province. Also, when one province is rich, it's good for the entire country - the entire country's GDP goes up, the employment rate goes up (you know how many people from the eastern provinces work in the oil business? All of them.) I'm talking to you, people complaining how Alberta doesn't share. And I'm sorry, but since when has being successful been a bad thing?


Another argument I hear a lot is the pollution angle, and how Alberta's oil industry is single-handedly ruining the planet. I may be biased through my employment by the industry, or perhaps I'm more informed, I won't rule either way, but from what I've seen, the oil giants (or at least certainly Shell) are extremely concerned with the environment. A great deal of money goes into developing future technologies, making more efficient engines and fuels, and reducing pollution output. And the people who are frothing at the mouth over tar sands? Um, not such a big deal. I know those birds died and all, but the number one issue is the tailings, the leftover sand from the extraction process, and they use THAT to contain the water, which they reuse. Yer damn skippy the reuse it. And each tailings pond and well are close together, and cover a smaller area than West Ed, and the rest of Northern Alberta is pretty much untouched, so migration routes? Not really so much in trouble. Also, I'll bet you dollars to doughnuts that the people who complain about pollution use cars and airplanes and public transportation and electricity. The market is driven by demand - there wouldn't be any pollution without the consumers, a group most certainly constituted by a vast majority of non-Albertans.

Lastly (unless I think of more) are the people who are all "Alberta is too loose with their resources, because we're gonna run out of oil, and then where are we gonna be?" And I confess, I am sort of a member of this group, but since when does it fall to one province to meet the energy needs of the country? I don't see any other provinces stepping up to the plate. And I'd like to - you don't need access to fossil fuels to develop alternative forms of energy. Canada is supposed to be a pretty smart country (except possibly our prime minister, but I plan to have his job someday, and I'm BRILLIANT), so where are our research facilities? Sure, Alberta is hogging all the money so there's no funding, but couldn't the government use some taxes? They're certainly getting a lot from income tax, as I'm uncomfortably aware of. (Nothing makes me angrier than seeing 20% ish of my money disappearing over the horizon, never to return.)

I digress.

Well, that's my rant, and I hope I didn't offend anybody irreparably. Just to make sure, comment with your thoughts, pleasey cheesey?

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Random Wanderminds

I loathe the word "scrubby".

I don't want to use the word crisis, because it's not bad, so I'm going to say my mother is having a midlife re-imagining. She bought a bowflex and dyed her hair.

Feeding the dog dry spaghetti is good clean fun.

I really want to go out for drinks and chill with ma peeps.

Also, I made another drawing! Yay! I'm satisfied with it, mostly because I was running out of patience. You can tell by the hastily cobbled background. Still, for not having a reference, I think I did okay. (click it to make it huge)